I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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