honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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