They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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