Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
we should paint friendship bongs
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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