I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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