Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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