Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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