I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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