Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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