Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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