and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
you made out with another girl for some wings
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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