i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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