There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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