Small penises have feelings too.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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