using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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