Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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