I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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