She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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