Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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