She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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