As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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