well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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