This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Randomize