So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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