he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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