O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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