I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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