I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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