We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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