bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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