hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Randomize
