So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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