if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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