these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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