i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Do plants get herpes?
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