normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
tequila makes me forget i have legs
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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