Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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