I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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