My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Green mimosas i think yes
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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