if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
do herpes really smell.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
