That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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