my mouth tastes like poor choices
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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