I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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