So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
don't judge my taste in strippers
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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