so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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