how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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