So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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