but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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