we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
be right there i have to get my cape
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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