this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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