The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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