went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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