She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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