that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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