When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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