so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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