that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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