i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
