I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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