i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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