I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Drake has all the answers
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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