He is such a slut. More and more my type.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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